Encouragemint, Humor and LinkedIn Lessons
I've got a friend named Jack and Jack is a great public speaker, has his own radio show and is a great family man and a man of faith. Some people call him AJ and some call him "Action" Jack McClendon. He has more relationships than me and that's not easy to do. Jack also has a website and a newsletter centered around encouragement. He has also written a book called "The Time Genie" and you can find out more at Jack's website:
http://Encouragemint.com. If you look closely you'll notice that he spells encouragement Encourage - MINT. I've included some humor from his Encouragemint newsletter.
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The University of California at Berkeley has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You'll know it when you see it.
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Encouragemint.com
LinkedIn Lessons are coming soon. As of today's post I have 676 direct relationships on LinkedIn.com and you can be sure that there's quality in that quantity. Those 676 people are directly connected to over 170,000 people. Cold calling is not as productive as in the past. Relationship matters - and it speeds things up. You can network like this, too. Mostly it can be done by putting one foot in front of the other. My profile helps me receive nearly 20 requests for connection a week. People are finding me and that saves time too. Charlie Hicks-Moore's LinkedIn Profile
Last, but not least, I highly recommend clicking below or on the title of today's post. Jimmy D. Brown is teaching me and many others how to increase income through the knowledge of our experience and the experience of other business owners. I pay Jimmy only $10 a month to read and listen to his voice and so can you.
http://listandtraffic2.com/go.php?1308
http://Encouragemint.com. If you look closely you'll notice that he spells encouragement Encourage - MINT. I've included some humor from his Encouragemint newsletter.
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The University of California at Berkeley has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You'll know it when you see it.
- Author Unknown
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Encouragemint.com
LinkedIn Lessons are coming soon. As of today's post I have 676 direct relationships on LinkedIn.com and you can be sure that there's quality in that quantity. Those 676 people are directly connected to over 170,000 people. Cold calling is not as productive as in the past. Relationship matters - and it speeds things up. You can network like this, too. Mostly it can be done by putting one foot in front of the other. My profile helps me receive nearly 20 requests for connection a week. People are finding me and that saves time too. Charlie Hicks-Moore's LinkedIn Profile
Last, but not least, I highly recommend clicking below or on the title of today's post. Jimmy D. Brown is teaching me and many others how to increase income through the knowledge of our experience and the experience of other business owners. I pay Jimmy only $10 a month to read and listen to his voice and so can you.
http://listandtraffic2.com/go.php?1308
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